Um, hey guys!  Yes, I'm not only alive, but still have access to the internet and etcetera.  Mostly I've been AWOL because I'm working on my new book, which is going REALLY well.

I just hit 50k!!  About five minutes ago!!  This means I'm 1/3 done with the book, since I'm planning on it being about 150k.  Stupid giant storyline that's epically fun to ( Read more... )

In spite of my sister, I've had a fabulous Christmas.  Here's my day so far ( Read more... )

HAY GUYS WANNA HEAR SOMETHING AWESOME.

One of my sister's skeezy friends fucking stole my computer last night.

AWESOME RIGHT.

I also happen to think it's hilarious that I called the police.  And the way she cried as she asked me to hide her brownies, since she didn't bother cleaning up after her party and the house is full of.......nastiness.

It's ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning.

EW.

To the sounds of our trampoline, right outside my window.

EW!

Squeaking madly, because my sister--

EWWWW!!!!

WAS FUCKING SOME RANDOM GUY RIGHT ON TOP OF THE TRAMPOLINE!!!!!!!

*pukes*

That is NOT the way I wanted to wake up after a long and beautiful (and slightly sinful) conversation with Russell last night.  At least he called ( Read more... )

Because I'm really going to kill my sister.  She doesn't respect my right to sleep when I'm sick (awful music turned all the way up) or at night (loud friends in the backyard right outside my window), gets offended when I need the car (DAD'S car, not hers, she does have her own) to go buy tissues, and a million other grievances.  Seriously.  Stay ( Read more... )